• asvprock:

    My anaconda don’t want ebola.

    (via allteensrelate)

  • trust:

    why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

    (via stability)

  • 7u7:

    I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • hippyhoppus:

    Kinda wanna cuddle you kinda wanna fuck you against the wall

    (via be-cutfree-and-hope)

  • THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    surprisebitch:

    STEPS TO PREVENT VIRUSES FROM INFECTING YOUR COMPUTER:

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    (Source: surprisebitch.co.uk, via ruinedchildhood)

  • luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    (via allteensrelate)

  • kanyewestevil:

    schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via tipslip)