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  • paxamdayum:

    theladypipsqueak:

    hipstaa-pleazz:

    heavyxhand:

    xviolenceagainstviolencex:

    peanuhbutta:

    pleatedjeans:

    So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

    Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

    His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

    Dead.

    imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

    whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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  • doglets:

    This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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  • meladoodle:

    my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

    (Source: meladoodle, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • tommy didn’t know what to do with all that ass

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  • mad-hattress:

    ghdos:

    whovian-all-over:

    4gifs:

    Mattress Jousting

    FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

    I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

    Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

    (Source: 4gifs, via chilled)

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  • alt-j:

    why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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  • skyrover9:

    mkaiser323:

    It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

    Being a dick even to demons

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  • cakejam:

    "just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

    image

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