ayyyyyyyyyyyye.
  • h3ybulld0g:

    turn ons:

    -patrick stump singing the word “naughty”

    -thats it

    -there is literally nothing else

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  • hod-the-blind:

    dx11:

    mancermechro:

    not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

    rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

    A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

    (via asian)

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  • otaku-with-the-tardis:

    Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

    (via chilled)

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    • Baby: m..m..m-
    • Mother: memes?
    • Baby: mama
    • Mother:
    • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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  • zanekrios:

    fallenangelwithablog:

    warblerlandredvines36:

    allmymisery:

    Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

    I play this in my car while I’m driving.

    I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

    I decided this a long time ago

    Try petting the cats to this.

    Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

    This is how you summon my dad. Literally play this, and he will go FIND it so he can hum along to it.

    I went through the gates of my high school one time blaring this

    (Source: jackxteller, via capturingcrowley)

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  • callurn:

    morethanstarswere:

    callurn:

    Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”

    Or just as marriage..?

    Macklemore didn’t die for this

    (via chilled)

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  • detective-sundancer:

    sagalibratic:

    detective-sundancer:

    worths:

    oh you wanna date me? well get in line

    image

    I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

    I have failed

    u rang

    YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

    (via allteensrelate)

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    • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
    • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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  • (Source: baseball-boyfriends, via tipslip)

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  • colossal-sweat:

    walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

    image

    (via chilled)

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